#300271 - I need help with my pecker! Granma McCutcheon said, No, Wendell, what I'm tryin' to say is, ain't your Ma never told you the facts of life? Now I was real confused, cause only facts I ever knowed about was what's in them 'cyclopaedia books my Ma keeps on the bureau in the parlour room, so I said, Granma, I don't know what yer talkin' about but I need help with my pecker real bad. Well, I remembered Granma McCutcheon goes in fer doctorin' in her spare time, so I jumped up and ran out the back, hollerin' fer Granma McCutcheon to help me. Now that might sound strange, bein' Betsy's a girl and all, but I done whooped all the other fellas around these parts and Betsy's awful strong fer a girl and she's whooped most of 'em herself, so she gives me more of a challenge when we goes in fer wrasslin' together, so that's why I went lookin' fer her.